Quick! Before anything else happens to distract you…think about nothing.

You can’t do it, can you? If you think you can, then you just thought about something…which proves you can’t think about nothing. Oh no, it feels like we’re going in circles.

If you think about it (ha ha), there’s really no such thing as nothing. So you couldn’t think about it even if you could think about it. Because if there really was nothing, then there wouldn’t be you, and you couldn’t be here to think about nothing.

Are you starting to get a headache from all this thinking? Well, that’s because you’re thinking about something. You’re thinking about what I’m talking about…which is whether or not you can actually think about nothing. And since we’ve already figured out you can’t think about nothing, let me give you nothing else to think about.

Think about nothing
As fast as you can.
Then try to make up
A fantastic plan
With all those thoughts
About nothing you thought.
Then, what will you do?
Well, nothing…that’s what.
‘Cause nothing is nothing
You can think about.
It doesn’t exist
So you can’t leave it out.
Oh, all of this thinking
Makes my head feel light.
So I’ll think about nothing…
Else tonight.

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