Ocean waves and temperatures and levels are the key to your survival. Yeah, if they change, you might be doomed. Doomed I tell you!!
And you thought ocean waves were just for surfing.
You silly ninny. Have you ignored all the symptoms and signs altogether? If so, you deserve whatever mother nature throws at you from the sea? Think you have nothing to worry about? Well, I’m gonna share some statements from an article where “scientists” share “actual” data. And I’ll add a little commentary to keep it real.
“A shutdown of that ocean current could dramatically alter phenomena as varied as global weather patterns and crop yields.”
The key word in that dramatic sentence is “could.” Here’s another example:
“Messing with complex systems is chilling precisely because there are so many levers. If the temperature of the sea surface changes, precipitation over the Amazon might too, contributing to its deforestation, which in turn has been linked to snowfall on the Tibetan plateau.”
The key words in that long (winded) assertion are “so many levers” and “if” and “contributing.”
Here’s another example that really plays on fear:
“We may not even realize when we start passing points of no return. Or if we already have.”
So, if we don’t even realize if or when we pass points of no return, how can we ever really know where they are? Could they be constantly moved around by the ocean waves? Who knows?
And here’s the final attempt to scare you into submission to the mother nature’s capricious whims.
“It’s kind of like stepping into a minefield. We don’t want to find out where these things are by triggering them.”
All that kind of talk reminds me of a song I wrote back in 1989. It talked about opinions. The song is called “Everybody’s Got One.”
And here’s a section of the song that addresses the why of all this:
Danny says he wants respect; says he’s got a job to do
But David jabs and pokes his fun; just the same as me and you
Pat declares we all should pay to clean up our environment
And Joan believes it’s federal; so leave it to the government.
Every time you know you’re right, your opinion’s like a stick of dynamite.
And everybody’s got one.
OK, here’s what I recommend to prepare for the environmental apocalypse. Go get yourself some survival gear. Ebay’s a great source. I’ve even got a link to help you save 20% off your choices.
Now, maybe you don’t know me well enough to buy something from me, yet. Ok, let’s change that. Get to know more about me and my worldview. Join the growing body of believers who signed up for the FunderFlash Journal. And receive daily, delightful flashes of light from the power of God’s love.
Stay tuned…
