I wield my superpower from a secret desk, behind a sonic curtain, high above the world, in my Blueberry Tower. And I focus this intense power on little minds of mush. So…
Hide your kids. Or at least cover their ears. Unless you’re willing to let them be controlled by my superpower. Because I can activate their different brain lobes all at the same time. And even their brain’s motor center.
They cannot resist my superpower.
And there’s nothing they can do about it. Because they can’t even see me or find my Blueberry Tower. So, they (AND YOU) can’t resist (insert sinister laugh here).
And now you wish you could discover my superpower. Because you think if you discovered WHAT it is, you could figure out HOW to stop it. But that is a foolish waste of time. Because it’s invisible. Alway has been. Always will be.
But I’ll give you a hint, if you truly want to be able to protect your kids. You could try to cover their ears. And you should cover your own ears, too. Otherwise, there’s nothing you can do about it. “But what is IT?” you ask.
Rhythmic Rhymes.
I create them every day. And they remain here, on my website and in the audio of my podcast episodes, every hour of every day. Then, every day more and more people fall helplessly into my trap. Sometimes it’s as simple as listening to one of my songs. Other times I recite an innocent poem on the FunderCast. And Ka-bluey!
More tiny brains are mine to manipulate.
And those tiny brains perceive that my words and music are true. And they start to memorize them. Then, they irresistibly begin to repeat them. Again and again. Because I tap into four system lobes in those tiny brains. And my rhythmic rhymes start building trust. Built-in defense mechanisms vaporize . And it all starts to feel so familiar and comfortable and safe and true.
Then, the ongoing manipulation begins. And I mercilessly repeat and transmit dastardly, otherworldly messages. Messages of faith, hope, and love. But not the kind you find on puny human greeting cards. No, these messages are directly from the one, true, living, loving God of all creation. (re-cue the sinister laugh again).
So, I recommend you don’t fight my superpower. Give in to it. I wouldn’t be surprised, at all, if you actually feel energized by the experience. Mental manipulation can be like that.
(echoing sinister laugh fades out)
Today, you should share your love and smile.
You might help somebody else a while.
And then they might wanna do it, too.
That’s how it all bounces back to you.
So try. Just go see if I am right.
And then, when you sleep and dream tonight,
You’ll rest with the peace you’re longing for
And wake ready to go share some more.
© 2020
And go jump on the The FunderFlash and join a growing band of believers who know life has rhyme and reason because God Is Real
Stay tuned,
